Somebody called...

...our office landline, which we never use.

I picked up:

Me: Yes?

Man with a funny accent: Do you speak Hebrew?

Me: ?! No...

Man with a funny accent: Is this Jewish restaurant?

Me: Yes, yes, of course, come by, we have excellent pork chops today.

On blogging

They say that if you have a blog, it should be updated freequently.

But they never say how often.

Say, earth rotates the sun quite frequently, but it's still once a year.

Ergo, updating your blog once a month should be more than enough, shouldn't it?