I picked up:
Me: Yes?
Man with a funny accent: Do you speak Hebrew?
Me: ?! No...
Man with a funny accent: Is this Jewish restaurant?
Me: Yes, yes, of course, come by, we have excellent pork chops today.
“Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worse kind of suffering.”
Can a biologist harbor any educated doubts about the Virgin birth of Jesus? No—because human parthenogenesis has nothing whatsoever to do with biology. Can a physicist form an educated opinion about the likelihood of the Ascension? How could he? Bodily translocation into the sky does not require any interaction with the forces of nature. Can either a biologist or a physicist realistically doubt the coming Resurrection of the Dead? Many have tried—all have failed. (Please understand that any mention of "entropy" in this context is mere posturing.)